St. Patrick's Day Happy Hour Doesn't Need Green Beer to Celebrate
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Stuff You Should Read Right Now
As the name of this blog implies, we like booze. A lot. I assume I can safely speak for everyone here on this subject. It's a way of life. It's my way of life. And I intend to keep it that way. There are, of course, certain things I can't do anymore. I'm simply getting older. I'm married. My tastes are getting expensive. And, well, I tend to be a jackass. Under the terms of the Chivas Accord of 2008, I am no longer allowed to touch blended Scotch at weddings. The Gastro Summit of 2005 means Pabst Blue Ribbon is only consumable at tailgates or on ski slopes. And according to some Judge in Savannah I am required to wear long pants within the State of Georgia irrespective of how much liquor I put into my system. My lawyer in Atlanta is looking into this, but I'm not hopeful. Stupid pants.
Anyway, for the Irish people toady is a day of great revelry. Today marks the highest sales of beer and liquor of any day on my beautiful Island Nation. Ironically, St. Patty's Day is followed by the Day of Reconciliation where Ireland tries to explain why there are cars on top of buildings and sees its annual spike in purchases of the morning after pill. Thankfully, many of these great traditions have made their way over to America (mostly on the backs of Irish and Chinese railroad workers). However one "tradition" that must stop, and stop now, is the idiotic notion that putting green food coloring in Bud Light makes it more "Irish."
Stop it. Stop it now.
If someone is excited about "green beer" punch them in the side of the head, take their wallet, and buy yourself a real beer with their money.
So let'stalk about real beer shall we? Obviously, your drink of choice should be Guinness. Usually this is a little sophisticated for the American pallette, but for a mick like me, it's like drinking heaven. Grow a sack, put down that rice beer (Bud Light in particular /rech/), and drink something that tastes like beer. Next, if you need an ale, is Smithwick's Ale. A thoroughly enjoyable Ale without any hint of bitter hoppy aftertaste. Goes down so smooth you won't notice that it's now 3am and you've got to be at work in 3 hours. Beamish Irish Stout is a smoother, sweeter version of Guiness that tends to be a little chocolate-ish. Too sweet for me, but good on occassion. And Harp Lager, a favorite of Mrs. Brew which is the most "American" style of the Irish lagers. You'll probably like it.
In terms of Booze, my personal favorite and favorite of the Brew Family, is 10 Year Old Bushmills. You can have Jameson's, which is good in it's own right, but my preference of the Irish Brown Liquors is the Bushmills 10.
So armed with this knowledge, go forth and REVEL!
Oh Yeah, Sports Related Stuff
The Wolverine Blog was at the First Day of Spring Practice. Photos, Devin Gardner, and impressions of the new guys. Mgoblog also covers Rich Rodriguez' presser from yesterday.
Twitter is Useful - Red confirmed that Hunwick will start against Miami. Unless Hogan's 100%, doesn't make sense to play him with the way the team has responded to Shawn.
Zack Novak Cares about his Pi - When you can dunk and get your Pi on, the sky is the limit.
Bret Bielema is on to you Nzegwu - No tweets for you. I will enforce this decree for the "remainder of tweeting", or 15 minutes. Whichever lasts until I have a sandwich.
Now if you'll excuse us, we've got "work" to do.
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Tuesday Happy Hour Sweeps MSU, Gets Tazed, and Leaves the Basketball Program Alone (unlike the papers)
Maize n Brew gives you your daily (or semi-daily) rundown of all the Michigan Football, Michigan Basketball, College Football, and College Basketball news you need to get through the tedium of your boring desk job. For good measure we'll throw in a little irreverent information, comedy and commentary to help you salt away the time until the clock strikes 5pm. Want it in 140 characters or less, follow us on Twitter! Or you can find us on Facebook! We're on a Facebook and Twitter drive, so be our friend or follow us, dammit!
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Stuff You Should Read Right Now
Michigan football team's spring game will begin at 1 p.m. on April 17 - Thank God. Football to talk about.
How Bad Is It to be a Georgia Bulldogs Fan Right Now? - Our buddy Kyle over at Dawg Sports isn't too happy with the way things are going in Athens. To this I say, dude, I can get much, much worse. Stil, Dawg Sports wants to know just how bad it is to be a Georgia fan at this moment, and they've got a poll for you to vote on!
LSU wide receiver Terrance Toliver was tasered twice during a disturbance early Sunday morning - See. That's why LSU keeps winning for Miles. Those players simply won't give up!
Wonderlic QB Scores: Bradford 36, Tebow 22 - Former Oklahoma quarterback Sam Bradford scored a 36 on the Wonderlic test at the NFL combine. Former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow scored a 22. Awesome.
Random, Yet Awesome
Fett and Jennifer Aniston? - Boba'd hit that.
All-black penguin discovered - Will soon dominate penguin athletics.
Michigan Hockey
The Blog That Yost Built: On to the Joe! - Word.
That they came to bury Michigan, all dressed in maize and blue
The words were said, the prayers were read and everybody cried
But when they closed the coffin there was someone else inside
Oh they came to bury Michigan, but Michigan wasn't dead
And when the game was over it was someone else instead
Twenty Michigan Wolverines put on the skates of black
And as the students sang The Victors
To the Joe, we're headed back!
Sweet justice according to MGoBlog - Brian holds grudges. Some of them valid. His grudge against Corey Tropp is righteous, and this piece is awesome.
Mark Burns: My sincere apologies to Louie Caporusso - The Michigan Daily's Mark Burns writes a public letter of apology to Louie Caporusso for calling him a "ghost" early in the season. Capo hadn't necessarily been a ghost, but he hadn't lived up to his potential. It's amazing the difference in his play since Michigan's back went up against the wall. Keep it up, Capo.
Michigan Keeps NCAA Hopes Alive With Sweep of MSU - The hockey writing over at the Wolverine is pretty good, and I'm a big fan of their Original 6 +1 break down.
Hunwick, Caporusso jockey for top weekend effort - The Wolverine's got a great take on Michigan's CCHA Playoff sweep of LSSU.
Having a Seat Over There: Matia Marcantuoni and Some Goalies - The Blog That Yost Built has your hockey recruiting update. Apparently Matia Marcantuoni, the potential #1 draft pick in the OHL is eyeballing Michigan. Unfortunately, he hasn't mad up his mind on whether he's going to school or pro. Keep your fingers crossed.
More Michigan Basketball, Football and other Michigan related nonsense after the jump.....
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The NCAA Tournament Ain't Got Nothin' on Us! Bring on the 2010 Bitter Bowl Bracket!
That's right folks, it's time for the real March Madness. The tournament to end all tournaments. None of this wrestling nonsense, because no one cares about wrestling that doesn't involve scantily clad women holding placards or hitting one another. This is a true, no holds barred tournament. Not of champions, but of anti-champions, to determine what BCS school possesses the bitterest fanbase in America.
So without further ado, Maize n Brew proudly unveils this year's field of twelve!
The Rules:
Yeah. That's right. We've got rules the same way you've got billables you'll have to make up as you read this, lawya. But you don't need a law degree to figure this out. It's simple really. Only BCS teams qualify, regardless of regular season or post season performance. Why only BCS teams? Because unless you're in a real conference, you have no right to hope or expectation. You're just along for the ride. Complain all you want, when was the last mid major or mini-conference to win a national championship? Know why? Because we keep it that way. So if you qualify, the second step is showing that your sports following lives as a fans of the Universities in this field suck. Suck hard. We're talking Mega Maid level of suck.
Unimaginable pain is now imaginable, and pretty much common place. High expectations must be met with heart breaking anguish, miserable failure and/or complete team collapse at the moment of truth. If you've got a proud athletic tradition that is now a punch line, bonus points in the seedings. That's how we roll.
Twelve Teams is Perfect
None of this Tournament expansion crap here. Besides, 12 teams is about all I have jokes for. Deal with it.
The Seedings
Four byes, four play in games. You're always going to have a No. 1 and everyone else. That's how it is here. So here's who we got.
No. 1 Seed - Washington St. Cougars
There aren't enough tears in the combined ocular glands of the Chinese population to cry the river Cougar fans deserve. Since Ryan Leaf left town back in 1998, Cougar football has been a complete non-entity in the PAC 10 and national scene. Their basketball team, Pullman's only real source of hope, crashed and burned this season. Despite reaching the Sweet 16 back in 2007-2008 and the NIT in 2008-2009, it looks like the Cougars are going backward. WSU missed on every golden opportunity it had to make the NCAA's and instead will tip off in the NIT. This further proves that false hope is the worst curse any man can be given. That or saying "Woo! I'm going to WSU!" when you received your postcardletter of acceptance. But who am I kidding? Year in year out, there's no hope. So WSU get's the overall No. 1.
No. 2 Seed- University of Michigan Wolverines
A close No. 2 seed, but a two seed anyway. The Wolverines posted their first back to back losing football seasons at the conclusion of the 2009 season, including dropping rivalry games to MSU and OSU in ugly fashion. The Men's basketball team, despite being ranked #15 in the pre-season polls, finished the year under .500 and lost to OSU on a last second half court three pointer by the national player of the year. Did I mention he took the shot unmolested? The hockey team that hasn't missed the NCAA tournament in 16 years has to win the CCHA tournament just to qualify after a dismal year. Standing in their way? USCHO No. 2 Miami that throttled the Wolverines 5-1 early this season, at Yost. Then there's the pending NCAA football investigation, losing to Appalachian State, the whole Ed Martin thing, watching your rivals suceed at your expense, and so many other fun topics. If not for the sheer hopelessness of WSU, Michigan would've grabbed the top spot. Beat out again.
No. 3 Seed - UCLA Bruins
Up until this past year, bowl games for UCLA really weren't causes for celebration. They were reasons to throw things at your head coach. Personally I think Tennesse fans took their inspiration in nearly burning Lane Kiffin at the stake from the Bruins faithful. The Bruins constant underachievement on the football field can be creditted to Karl Dorrell and his inept coaching staff, which left UCLA's fan base with little hair to pull out. Until this years "triumph" over Temple in the Whogivesacrap Bowl (repeat the first part, "over Temple"), UCLA's last Bowl win was over Northwestern in the Sun Bowl (repeat that again, too). Then look on the harwood. Despite being a national power in men's basketball, UCLA ineplicably deteriorated into a 14-18 team. 14-18! This desptie receiving votes in this season's pre-season polls. Since John Wooden took over in 1948, UCLA had two losing basketball seasons (Steve Lavin's last year and Ben Howland's first). Basically, they were Michigan on the hardwood. After this season, they still are.
No. 4 West - Indiana Hoosiers
NCAA basketball royalty turned endentured servant. Jeeezus have the wheels flown off since Bob Knight was fired. Mike Davis. Run out of town Fail. Kelvin Sampson. Sanctions Super Fail. Tom Crean. Incomplete Fail. Tom is just 16-45 in two seasons at Indiana trying to deal with internal sanctions handed down because of Sampson's misdeeds. Six wins and Ten wins in two seasons. Ouch. Sadly, you'll probably never say that last sentence about the football team. The Hoosiers have been roadkill in the Big Ten joining the conference. Despite some promise, IU isn't anywhere near challenging for a bowl on a consistent basis and lost their heard coach to cancer in 2007. Seriously, cancer? Bitterness is almost as much a guarantee as losing.
We'll take a look at the first round match ups after the jump....
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Michigan Sweeps MSU, Moves on to CCHA Semifinals at the Joe!
Michigan completed a two game sweep of Michigan State in the CCHA quarterfinals at Munn. Coming back from being down 3-2, Michigan dominated the game launching 16 shots to State's 1 shot in the second period alone. Michigan faces the winner of the OSU v. #2 Miami (OH) series, which is presently knotted at one a piece. Ohio State tied the series up last night with an OT winner, keeping their season alive. Great job by Red and the kids to skate out of Munn with a sweep!
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Big Ten Tournament Live Blog! Michigan Wolverines v. Ohio State Buckeyes
It's on like Donkey Kong! Go Blue!
• Live Audio | Live Stats | Live Blog
• TV: ESPN
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Michigan Basketball and the Big Ten Tournament: I'm Not Dead! I Feel Happy!
You can try to explain Michigan's inexplicably close win over Iowa, or you can accept that it was just standard operating procedure for this particular team. Now we move on.
Michigan faces first seeded Ohio State in today's 11 CST tip off. Basically it comes down to stopping Evan Turner, DeShawn Sims and Manny Harris have to have huge games, and every bounce has to go our way.
So you're saying it's POSSIBLE.
Oh yes. It's possible. But hey, anything's possible as long as you're not dead. See you in ten for the liveblog.
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Never Too Early For A Michigan Football Game Preview: Connecticut at Michigan, September 4, 2010

UConn Cornelius: "Our football helmets have a giant letter "C" on them....this big!
And the "C" is outlined in SILVAAAARRRR!"
Michigan's 2010 season opener against Connecticut on September 4 in Ann Arbor will serve as dedication game to a newly renovated Michigan Stadium. The "Big House", originally constructed in 1927 with 72,000 seats, will now have 83 new luxury boxes and 3,200 additional club seats, raising total capacity to over 108,000 fans per game. This season opener is also important to Michigan's football team, coaches and fans as they try to place the disappointing 3-9 and 5-7 football seasons firmly in the past. The recent NCAA's allegations that Michigan violated practice rules will be covered extensively by local and national media all the way up to kickoff, clouding what would normally be a festive occasion for the university and football program.
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