Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it. After a month of thinking how great it would be if Michigan could somehow salvage the season with a New Years day game, I got my wish.
My wish sucked.
Instead of unwrapping some underachieving, mal-coached ACC team, Michigan's early Christmas present was a box full of Florida. It's kind of like opening the box you thought had a Wii in it and finding a very pissed off Cobra. Let me just jam my fingers in the toaster and be done with it.
Florida? Awesome! Pour me a tall glass o' Drano!
Could there be a team Michigan stacks up worse against? Well, there was Oregon, but we already got pounded by them. West Virginia, maybe, but Florida's defense is much, much better.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stick my head in the toilet.