Hail to the victors

  I was traveling through Wyoming, coming home from and assignment and a local, "dark hole" radio station had their broadcast on.  It was one of those in which the two local sports nuts were the only ones laughing at their dry humor (I think we all know the ones I am mentioning).  Anyway, they got on the bash the Michigan bandwagon and were talking smack and then played "Hail to th victims", not the "Victors" but victims and butchered the greatest theme song.

  Okay, we are 0-2 and everyone is enjoying the moment in beating down the maize and blue.  Well, I called in and finally got on the show.  I said, "sure, Michigan's defense is weak in the secondary, but in the end there is only one champion and everyone else was in second place.  And wasn't USC the champion last year?  So doesn't that make everyone else losers?"  So, knowing they were going to throw an influx of slurs, dumbass and you are an OSU doormat, I asked them, "how many years would it take Wyoming to equal Michigans wins, National Championships, Conference Championships and other success, if Michigan just quit football?"  So after that, I said, (to avert too much of an onslaught), "Did you hear Bill Cowher is going to attend three Michigan home games this year?"  After that, there was more, "How would Cowher fit into Michigan" and "Look what Carroll has done in USC" talk then beating down Michigan for the next three hours.  Then after about 4 hours and having been giving another number to call back, I called and said, "Hey stupid Wyoming fans and you announcers, I made the Cowher thing up, you look really stupid and like an inbred right about now" and then hung up.  Talk about egg on their faces!!!