You can love someone without reservation. Promise before God that you'll spend the rest of your lives together. Travel the world, make friends, start a home, maybe even start a family together. You can agree on everything. The furniture, the locations for your trips, how to spend the holidays. You can look into each other's eyes and know true happiness. But there's one thing you'll never agree on. There's one thing that'll set you at odds, turn one of you into a despondent mess while the other celebrates, make you put those promises you made before God on hold for 24 hours. One thing that won't even let you get a matching Bean Bag game set.
It's College Football. And no matter how much he or she loves you, come Saturday, you and your team can go to hell.