You there, son, you ever seen Oz?  That prison show on HBO?  Here at Michigan we certainly don't take kindly to that kind of behavior, but I won't go so far as to deny its existance.  You know my motivational phrase is hold the rope, right?  Well in here, its best to just hold on to that soap, but not too tightly, because you know, that stuff is slippery, and well, I won't say I've seen it, but then, I won't say I haven't.  It's best to apply a gentle grip, and dig your nails in, see, to provide some traction in case you've got to move quickly, and if you do drop it, well, it's best we probably move on....

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