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Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kodos: Obama picking... Clemson?

Ohhhhhhh, Mr. President. How could you? You beloved state is reeling from the economic down turn. Jobs are evaporating like a pond in the Gobi Desert. The Big Three are in the process of becoming... well... nothing. We were counting on you.

You campaigned in Michigan. You promised us your support. Hell, every whack-job, 17 year-old with a social conscious located in Ann Arbor signed up to canvass Detroit for you. Detroit! Yeah, that's where a 17 year-old, 140 pound white kid from Grosse Pointe needs to be at 10pm hanging up flyers. They gave you so much! This is how you repay them?

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You're picking, Clemson? Clemson! Clemson!? You're killing us. First, you water down the auto maker bailouts, and now this? We've got 9 more electoral college votes than they do! What the hell!?

Well. Good day, sir. You have lost the vote I may or may not have filed for or against you. Instead, I will throw my support to a candidate who believes in Michigan, and, of course, interstellar domination.

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(Ed. Note - For those of you who don't realize this is in jest, you're morons. Seriously.)

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…he had to think about it. He crossed out Clemson before putting them back in again.

by Reed97 on Mar 18, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was my favorite part

I think I’ll take Clemson…wait – Michigan might give them a run…no, no nevermind. Still Clemson.

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

by Beauford on Mar 18, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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