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Golden Tate Tells Chad Ochocinco "Suck It, You'll Never Top This" and Other News from Around College Football

Yeah, I know. We're running a little behind on our game recap. It'll be up a little later today. But there are other things to celebrate as well. Opponents' wins and losses. Young men becoming heroes. Now, above all, we at Maize n Brew hold our Michigan heroes in highest esteem. However, occasionally, there are those in College Football who raise the bar of excellence and/or awesomeness in College Football to a whole 'nother level. Today, along with a little extra CFB news, we celebrate two such men.

2009 College Football Season Man Crush #1: We have a new hero. I don't give a shit if he plays for Notre Dame. This is the greatest touchdown celebration I have ever seen. Nothing short of unearthing a flamethrower and setting fire to the goal posts will ever top Golden Tate's swan dive into the Michigan State Band following his game winning touchdown reception late in the fourth quarter.

Tate, last seen flambe'ing Boubacar Cissoko in white wine and honey, continued in the magnificence his name commands by stuffing and piking the entire Michigan State secondary and slow roasting them over the heat of his ever lengthening highlight reel. Now, we hadn't quite forgiven Golden Tate for his 115 yard, two touchdown performance coupled with a  prance into the endzone on his second score; but after Saturday, we're ready to forgive. We're past that actually. We want a framed photo of this for our office. Signed preferably. Tate in mid-flight, just as he's about to crash down on the MSU band like a US Airways jet on the Hudson. People'd walk in and say "Hey, I thought you went to Michigan." Then I'm like, "I did. Look at the fear in their eyes. I just wanted that captured for eternity." Look at the disbelief and shock on the faces of the bandos. Then look at the gigantic shit eating grin on Tate's face as he stomps out of the geek squad realizing what he'd just gotten away with.

Single. Greatest. Touchdown. Celebration. Ever. (Video HT: EDSBS). The fact that it Michigan State is on the short end of the celebration stick has nothing to do with it. Nothing at all....

Tate, hurry up and graduate so you can make oodles of money in the pros so that you can pull crap like this every week. Once is just not enough. Just never do that against Michigan. The tubas are packin' heat. I'm just saying.

(more after the jump....)

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2009 College Football Season Man Crush #2: Jacory Harris. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm a big Miami fan, and Harris is the first reason for optimism among Hurricane fans in a number of years. 270 yards passing, three TDs, and no picks against the ACC's top defense. Damn. The Cane's are back. And if you doubt that, consider their win over Florida State.

Two More non-BCS Balloons Busted: Florida State absolutely mauled BYU. Eviscerating the Cougars 54-28 in Provo. The Seminoles had five takeaways without coughing the ball up once. They ran for over 300 yards and threw for almost 200. I wasn't sold on BYU being a top ten team, but that's a serious beat down of a good team. Florida State still has a brutal conference schedule waiting for them, but right now, even at 2-1 they look pretty impressive.

Tough week for the state of Utah. The Utes were outlasted by Oregon ending the nation's longest winning streak

Washington Tops USC: You knew it was coming at some point. But I didn't think Washington would be able to knock the Trojans off. I didn't think it'd be close. Kudos to the Huskies.

Hey, the Big Ten Can Beat a Pac 10 Team: Props to Iowa for taking out the Pac 10's middle tier representative in Arizona. While it's a win and the Hawkeyes controlled the Time of Possession, Iowa probably should've won this one going away. But a win's a win, and after Northwestern's collapse against Syracuse, I'll take it. BTW, how is Iowa not ranked?

Battle of the Unbeatens! Wooo!: This week's Michigan Indiana game will match up two unbeaten teams as conference play opens up. Raise your hand if you saw this coming. Liar.

Farwell Myles: To end on a somber note, Former NCAA President Myles Brand passed away on September 16, 2009 after a prolonger battle with pancreatic cancer. Brand was the former president of Indiana University, probably best known for firing Bobby Knight, who ascended to the Presidency of the NCAA shortly thereafter. While we at Maize n Brew had many quibbles with Mr. Brand, he was uniformly regarded as a good man who cared deeply about the students and colleges he governed. He is survived by his wife, Peg, and a son, Joshua. God speed Myles.

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Hold on off on miami being back

Let’;s get them past Va Tech and Oklahona first. I want them to be under the radar in both games.

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by BoilerTMill on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh... no...

After beating FSU and the way they throttled Georgia Tech, I’m having trouble curbing my enthusiasm.

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by Maize n Brew Dave on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am trying too curb it purposely

I am a Miami fan too, but I want to be under the radar until they beat Va Tech and Oklahoma. jacori is one bad motha

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by BoilerTMill on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a Miami fan...

So I’ll go ahead and tell you now that they’re going 0-2 the next two weeks. See, that was easy, now let’s move on.

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by SCM on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave, You're Kidding....Right?

Iowa isn’t ranked because they shouldn’t be. A 17-16 “win” over Northern Iowa at home. Another win over a well-below-average Iowa State team at home. And another less then dominating performance – at least offensively – over a second-tier Pac 10 team, again at home. There are just too many other teams right now that have had bigger wins. Name one team currently in the Top 25 that Iowa should be ranked ahead of. I can’t.

by k-raw on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll give you northern Iowa

But there are plenty of teams in the top 25 with questionable wins and some with a loss as well. Nebraska looked terrible against a Virginia Tech team they should’ve beat. Still at 25. I dunno. I guess I’m still clinging to my personal thoughts that Iowa will be a good team this year. The defense was flying all over Arizona. The offense will come, and I think their running game will be serviceable.

We’ll see this weekend whether Iowa’s legit or not. I’ll either say I told you so or capitulate like a frenchman looking at a panzer.

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by Maize n Brew Dave on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to think...

…that PSU is gonna destroy them this week. But I suppose we’ll see. Win that game and they can be ranked. Anything else – no.

They were ranked before the season started, but were dropped after needing two blocked FG attempts to beat Northern Iowa.

by Reed97 on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See...

I don’t have any idea why Penn State would be a double digit favorite in this game. For all intents and purposes, what do we really know about either team? Not much.

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by SCM on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

weighing wins and losses

But you look at the caliber of teams Iowa and, say, Nebraska played and a very narrow loss to VT still looks a heckuva lot better than ekeing out a 1 pt win over a 1-AA team at home, imo. Voters still haven’t gotten over that. Now, if Iowa takes down PSU, that would tell everyone that week 1 was a fluke (first game jitters, let’s call it) and that Iowa IS worthy of being ranked.

Of course, that begs the question of Iowa losing narrowly at night on the road to the #5 team in the country. Do they deserve to be ranked after a “good” loss, as Nebraska still is; or will the inertia that kept Nebraska in the rankings similarly prevent Iowa from getting ranked in such a situation? Tough call.

by georgiablue on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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