Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to take my Michael Rosenberg FREEP hat off when I wrote the title.
Ohio State football players Terrelle Pryor, Daniel Herron, DeVier Posey, Mike Adams and Solomon Thomas will all be suspended for 5 games in 2011 but will get to enjoy the scheduled 2011 Sugar Bowl experience against Arkansas despite breaking NCAA rules bartering personal autographs for "free tatoos".
Yeah for them.
Pryor says "I paid for my tattoos" and then this little gem:
"It's all good. Love you True buck fans. I promise I won't let you down again. Mark that down too!!!"
You mean, I could, say, tattoo it to my forearm, Terrelle?
As for doling out punishment, Ohio State University, aces. Nothing but aces.