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NFL Invites Tebow to Draft Day Festivities

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Further proof that the NFL is a money grubbing whore of a conglomerate. At this point I really don't know what the allure of having Tim Tebow at the draft. Seriously, other than rolling out Seraphim's Bullwhip at his UF proday, there is nothing new Tebow can offer the viewing public at the NFL Draft other than wearing a sweet pin striped suit that makes him look like a cross between Jaws and Goodfellas. Oh, imagine if he wore spats and a fedora... and brought a "violin case" along. As soon as the Second round begins he whips out the Tommy Gun and all that pent up Combine Rage gets released ...... ratatatatatatat..... Tebow at the Draft. Yeah. This will end well.

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