A massive HT to Rock M Nation and EDSBS. I would've loved to see Brewster as an Oompa Loompa.
Bonus points (whatever they may be) to the guy or gal who can come up with the best version of the "pure imagination" song in the comments.
[Sung]
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure Big Ten Domination.
Take a look
And you'll see
your school asumming the position.
At the Least
Let's go East
Where Rutgers could
Mean heavy monetization
But if they get picked
It will defy
Explanation