Ah the glory of a well turned phrase. In describing current Stanford Cardinal Head Coach Jim Harbaugh, our good buddy Doug Gillett wrote the following:

As with Oregon, we're not entirely convinced that it'll stay completely problem-free for an entire fall season in the more unforgiving climates of the West Coast, but we're rolling with it until proven otherwise, or until Harbaugh screams "HADOUKEN!!" and cockpunches a ref on live TV for missing a hold.

I don't know a scenario where the word/phrase "cockpunch" isn't funny. Unless it involves me... as the recipient.

Doug also has a little fun with our Offense and its "one-cylinder engine".

Head over to EDSBS for their CFB Buyers Guide: Offenses.