Brady Gaga on the New Michigan Head Coach

NEW YORK - JUNE 10: Singer Lady Gaga gestures during the game between the San Diego Padres and the New York Mets at Citi Field on June 10, 2010 in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

It was really only a matter of time.  We don't want no paper gangstas here at Michigan.  Totally MMB-inspired. Hilarity and naughty words contained herein. Enjoy.

Paper Gangstas

Midnight search with a phone in his hand
Calling, begging, pissing off some fans
Remembering Les before we began
Sometimes DB feel so def in the jam
But the players who loved me told him not to stop
Like AD's cant catch shit if it drop
A super pizza guy found me, a national search
You know, some shit don't fly in this Saturday church

'Cuz I do not accept any less than someone
Just as real, as fabulous

(oh, oh, he enjoyed his time in Hawaii)

Don't want no paper gangsta
Won't sign away my school to
Someone who's got the flavor
But don't got no follow through
Don't want no paper gangsta
Won't sign no monkey papers
I don't do funny searches
Not interested in fakers
Don't want no paper gangsta

The team
Don't want no paper gangsta
The team
Don't want no paper gangsta

Don't need somethin' so shiny to start
Woulda walked here, my sleeves got my heart
Three years before, yeah, the speeches were wrong
It's almost personal, I've waited so long
We make men men here, we make them strong
Mr. California paper gangsta raw
I'm gonna be a Michigan Man, not an empty page
Full of stuff that means nothing but you been played

'Cuz I do not accept any less than someone
Just as real, as fabulous

I ain't no paper gangsta
Won't sign away my school to
Reporters bitching about winning the '10
But don't got no follow through
I ain't no paper gangsta
See this ring?
I don't do stupid questions
Not interested in crusaders
I ain't no paper gangsta

The team
Don't want no paper gangsta
The team
Don't want no paper gangsta
Don't want no paper gangsta

Don't want no paper gangsta
Won't sign away my school to
Someone who's got the flavor
But don't got no follow through
Don't want no paper gangsta
Won't sign no monkey papers
I don't do funny business
Not interested in fakers
Don't want no paper gangsta

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