Alternative Headlines Announcing Brady Hoke's Hiring at Michigan
by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 14, 2011 10:22 AM CST
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PrintFinally, after a long 24 hours of fun fun fun the buzz over Hoke's hiring has somewhat worn off. At least to the point where I can start joking around again. I took a look around the interwebz and found some great headlines and got to thinking there have to be hundreds more. So I took a stab at it, and got a few more than I thought. Enjoy.
Maize n Brew's Proposed Brady Hoke Hiring Headlines
- Hoke-a-mania! (With Jim Tressel as Rowdy Roddy Piper) - [courtesy one of the papers, though I can't remember which]
- Hoke Springs Eternal
- Episode IV: A New Hoke
- Hoke Up! Hoke Up! And Get Down!
- High Hokes
- You Must Be Hoking
- Hoketacular
- Hokey Pokey
- The Book of Hoke
- Hoke I Met Your Mother
- Brady's Bunch
- My Fair Brady
- Hold the Hoke
- Finally, Hoke for the Future
- Hoke (courtesy HSR)
- Hoke Floats
- The Audacity of Hoke
- Bare Naked Bradies
- Are You Hoking Kidding Me? (that's for you MGo!)
- Little Hoke on the Prairie
- Hoke and Glory
- Hoke to the Future (Staring Tom Brady as Marty)
- The Great White Hoke
- The Hoke Diamond
- The Brady's Man
- 118 Men and a Brady
- Brady Gaga (obv...)
- Hudson Hoke
- Bringing Up Brady
- And the Greatest of these is Hoke
- The Brady Mac
- Let Me Clear My Hoke
Put yours in the comments below. It's time to start chuckling again.
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by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 14, 2011 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
LSU guy here
I listened to Hoke’s introduction speech and even though all of these sound good with all the right things said for the most part, I really liked what I heard. The guy is right were we wants to be and seems like a down to earth kind of guy and should bring back some toughness to UM; I am an SEC homer, but also a big college football fan and NU—that is Northwestern all you Huskers, and then UM are my favorite Big Ten teams, so, aside from NU, I hope UM kicks the crap out of every other Big Ten team they play in the near future like they had been doing for the most part before RR.
I just started getting into blogs this Summer and never realized how much hostility there is toward UM from fans of other Big Ten teams, Good luck to Hoke and the maize and blue.
"...never seem to get far enough, staying in between the lines, hold on—to what you can, waiting for the end, not knowing when, may the wind take your troubles away, may the wind take your troubles away, both feet on the floor, two hands on the wheel, may the wind take your troubles away...."
--Son Volt from the song "Windfall"
Trust me...
…the flaming and hostility from them is equal. We all take our friendly jabs with searing fire pokers
This kid down the street, I think his name is Denard, keeps throwing footballs at me when I wear my Michigan State jersey...I just don't get it!
by SpartyFever on Jan 14, 2011 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
To be fair SpartyFever, I really stick to SB and whether it be fans from MSU, Wisconsin, Penn St.,
Iowa, ect, I have seen a lot of comments full of hostility toward UM—but that is my experience and I don’t doubt your comments. I don’t even get into message boards as they are for the most part no different than comments for Utube videos—bleep you…blah, blah, blah, you and your school and QB are a bunch of mother bleeper comments.
We all take our friendly jabs with searing fire pokers
Big Ten is like the SEC that way—a lot of us are SEC, SEC, SEC…but when it comes to the game at hand, it is God, I hate (Bama, UF, Ole effin Miss, ect) and want to beat them and eff them and this is LSU. Bama vs UT or AU, UGA vs AU or UF take it to a whole other level.
"...never seem to get far enough, staying in between the lines, hold on—to what you can, waiting for the end, not knowing when, may the wind take your troubles away, may the wind take your troubles away, both feet on the floor, two hands on the wheel, may the wind take your troubles away...."
--Son Volt from the song "Windfall"
More hated - Michigan or OSU?
Globally, well ok nationwide, there is no fan base more despised than Ohio State’s. Every team that’s played them has fans who hate them. Notre Dame and USC are probably the most hated teams, but for opposing fans, nobody comes close.
Yet in the Big Ten, I get the feeling that Michigan is public enemy #1. Most Illinois fans think that we’re their biggest rivals. And they believe the feeling is mutual even though it’s not. At Wisconsin? Check out this guy (page down to the shirtless man in the bowtie) and realize that Wisconsin was playing Iowa that day, yet he felt this was the right sign to wave around. Purdue and Indiana fans generally hate Michigan, too. But these aren’t the school’s real rivals.
Sure, we are an arrogant fan base. Until (relatively) recent events, we had a right to be. SpartyFever is right that the internet hostility between MSU and Michigan is going to be somewhat balanced. But keep in mind that MSU is Michigan’s third rival. And we don’t really care about Wisconsin or Illinois either way. We like to drink and we like corn and Abe Lincoln, so we don’t really understand the animosity.
by Reed97 on Jan 14, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
f osu and msu
i hate osu! i would just as soon be kicked in the NUTS! as i would lose to them and dont get me started on our little brother! they suck! GO BLUE!
A-Hoke-K?
Hoke Chi Minh Victorious in the North!
Brady Bill Passes: Dual Threat QB’s Banned!
Hoke-y Pokey: Brady Puts Whole Self Into New Job.
Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego: I’m Brady Hoke?
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 14, 2011 11:56 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
win
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on Jan 14, 2011 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
I love Ron Burgundy. Victory to you, sir
But seriously, San Diego is one of the best cities in the United State of America. That’s why the trick by Veronica Corningstone is even more funny: A normal person from anywhere in the world would never ever think to say such a thing.
Go Blue!
Bah! They can keep their 70 degree weather, uninterrupted sunshine and easy access to Mexican pharmaceuticals.
Now if you need me, I’ll be de-icing my taint.
Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.
by Kyle McCann't on Jan 14, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions
I think you have won this thread with your two comments.
"This is an easy choice- feral pigs plus land mines equals random, airborne bacon." - blanx73
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 14, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
In one of the scariest movies of my life...
I was watching the movie and reading this post as the line ‘Go Fuck Yourself San Diego’ came up in the movie.
I swear that is scary…
One Hoke Over the Line
Because he’s from ohio and now in Michigan. Not the best but i’m suprised i havent seen it yet
Oh…Oh, I’ve got a helmet…Oh, I got a beauty
by i_HATE_that_school_in_ohio on Jan 14, 2011 11:50 PM CST reply actions
hoke
i love michigan more than i love my wife and when they said brady hoke was our new coach! i didnt like it, but the more i read and hear from him. he is the man and he is thier coach,our coach,and my coach! lets all get on his page and support him. GO BLUE and GO HOKE! LETS GO BLUE!
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