warning: sailor-speak ahead.
I like making "series" posts, so I'm going to try a new segment called "On Fandom". Who knows what it'll be like, and whether it'll be any good, but today I'm talking about Michigan arrogance from my own perspective as an arrogant fan.
I'm going to lead with something extremely relevant that Zach said in his "Back to the Future" post.
Other team's fans call us arrogant. Well, you know what? Fuck them. We are arrogant. We expect so much out of our team that we eventually canniblize the coaching staff and players and spit out the bones.
The purpose of this site, among other things, is to get a fan perspective on the world of sports. A wonderful, heartbreaking world that we construct for entertainment. Part of that is debating, and part of that is trash-talking everyone, even fellow Michigan fans, because we each think we know what's best for our team.
Zach's right. We should be arrogant. Let me put it another way: we should feel like we have a right to be better than everyone else. We still are the winningest team in college football. Thirty-plus straight bowl games until a few years ago. These facts are not up for debate. And, dammit, I'm falling back on those.
The last few years invite plenty of criticisms, sure, but hey, that's not our fault as fans, right? We expect ten-plus win seasons. We chased a perfectly good coach out of town because 9-win seasons and not beating our hated rivals wasn't enough. Whether you agree with that or not, it's what the fanbase has come to expect. And as Zach says, "fuck you" if you disagree. Feel free. But I've been really happy with my Michigan fandom and the arrogance that comes with it.
So let's talk about fandom. When I started writing at the beginning of the season, that's why I did it. I did it because I live and die with Michigan sports, most of that football. That's why all of you (and trolls are people too) post on this site and argue and bitch and moan about planes that may be flying to some unknown location and breathlessly follow talented 17-year-olds in hopes of divining their college decisions.
Arrogance doesn't just mean that I think I'm right and you're wrong. It means much more than that.
More after the jump.
About three months ago, I said this in my "Thoughts on Michigan State", and while i didn't give credit to a good MSU team for beating our asses, I stand by this statement:
Chin up, M fans. Better days are ahead. Shake it off, because, let's face it, we're Michigan and they, be they MSU or anyone else, aren't. No one else can say that. We still have the most electric player in the nation who will carry us to better days. [...] [ed note: hopefully]. Maybe it's not the greatest day in the world to be a Michigan Wolverine, but, heck, it's still great to be a Michigan Wolverine. So be haughty. Be aloof. Be everything Michigan is criticized for, because except in a few brief instances, we back it up. Be a Wolverine, because it'll get you to next Saturday when we start winning again.
Sure, I might have been a tad optimistic. The season fell apart after that. But, somewhere in my heart, i expected Michigan to pull through. I fully expect, every Saturday, for Michigan to put together a team that will come out with a win, and if they don't, I don't want to believe it was because they were outplayed or outcoached. This is my expectation. Ordinarily, through my years of fandom, that's true. I willingly concede that there are other good teams in college football - in fact, it hurts me to say that there have been many, many better teams, even during some of the good years in Michigan Football. But as a fan, as an arrogant Michigan Fan, I expect my Michigan teams to be better. That's why I "cannibalize my coaches and players" when they get outcoached and outplayed. It hurts when that happens. In my mind, it shouldn't happen. That's what my version of Michigan Fandom has taught me to expect.
This is my arrogance as a Michigan Fan. I expect to be better than every team we play. The last few years have made me look pretty stupid; because I want my team to win, it hurts when they don't. As an arrogant fan, it hurts when they're not even competitive. Is my expectation that unrealistic, though?
From 1990 to 2007, Michigan won more than 75% of their games, went to a bowl game every year, went to a New Years' Day bowl more often than not, won eight Big Ten championships and a national championship. All-Americans were expected; Heismans were a legitimate hope. Before 1990, we had Bo, my idol, who won roughly 80% of his games. Michigan has a rich tradition - and call me biased, I welcome it - and I daresay it's the richest college football tradition in the country. There are other schools with tradition - Texas, Oklahoma, Florida State, Miami, OSU, Notre Dame, and USC to name a few - that absolutely deserve to have a similar arrogance. The recent success of the SEC also gives rise to some fairly legitimate arrogance from the fanbases - the Tebow years at Florida were downright special, even if I rooted with all my heart for them to lose.
I started thinking about other sports, and tried to come up with some other franchises that have the "right" to be arrogant. In European soccer, Barcelona and Real Madrid come to mind, and they rabidly chase Spanish League cups and Euro glory like few in America can understand (and I'm not even going to mention the EPL). The Canadians have hockey, but by nature they're a very docile bunch. Hearken back to the great Russian Olympic teams for another example of bombastic arrogance. In the realm of American professional sports, a team dear to my heart has done rather well. The Red Wings have been dominant after a resurgence from their down years, but I'm not so sure I can call their fans arrogant, though I am one (maybe I'm just not rabid enough). Then I thought baseball and remembered the Yankees. The most loved and hated franchise in the world. One of my friends dabbles as a freelance Yankee beat writer, and I asked him what he thought of Yankee arrogance:
To be a Yankee Fan is simultaneously the easiest and most difficult thing in all of sports fandom. In order to understand the present, you must understand the past; there is no franchise that celebrates its heroes quite like the Yankees. Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle, and so on. Other franchises would be lucky to have one or two iconic figures like that; we have more than a dozen. We have retired the numbers of sixteen players, more than any other team in the MLB. All of this is to say that we have not come to expect mediocre things from our team, or even good things. we expect great things every. single. year. NYC is the biggest city in the US, and it is one of the last three cities in which baseball is still more important than football. We pay through the nose to see our team, we pay to get the team's regional sports network, and we don't complain because we know that money is going right back into the team. That's the deal we made when we signed up.In exchange, we expect greatness, and we often get it. There are three guaranteed first ballot hall of famers on the roster. There are young players who may well be on that level someday. These are the players we can afford because the fans will pay for them. Does that make us arrogant? Probably. We are arrogant because we have the greatest and most storied history of any sports franchise, and we have ownership and fans who are willing to do what is necessary to ensure we stay that way. If we are arrogant, it is because we have earned it, and we will continue to earn it every year that we win. Some call us whiners, and enjoy seeing us lose. They know we hate to lose, and in the game of baseball, it is very hard to win every single year. No team has ever won more than 118 games out of 162. That's why it can be so hard; when a fan expects not just goodness but GREATNESS every season, anything short of that – a postseason birth, a division title, even an AL pennant – is a failure. That is life as a Yankee Fan. (ed note: emphasis added)
But I think the way this (ed: hiring process) went down proves that all the things rivals say about Michigan are true. This is an unbelievably arrogant program convinced its past glories are greater and more recent than they are, certain outsiders have nothing to teach it. We will enter bowl games against opponents that say "boy, that Michigan just lines up and comes after you," and we probably won't win many of them. We never have, and trying to out-execute Alabama or Oregon seems like a tall order these days.
Are you an arrogant fan?
Hell yes. (494 votes)
Nope. (186 votes)
680 total votes