Yesterday I told you all about a couple cool items that you could buy for your loved ones. Today, I'm going to give one away.

The rules are simple. In the comments below, write the thing you least like about Christmas shopping, or some funny or tragic story that happened to you (the more funny or tragic, the better), and I will pick one that I like and give you a free calendar from Asgard Press.

Pretty easy, eh?

You won't get the calendar before Christmas, and it'll probably be after New Year's as well, so don't plan on giving this to anyone. But it is a 2013 calendar, so when you get it a couple weeks into January you still have something like 350 days of usefulness left.

Comment away.