You poor things. If end-of-his-career Lloyd Carr can outscheme you, then you've got some issues, Mr. L Smith. This is not a home run. It's a massive suture. Bobby Petrino at this point has to be considered possibly the most toxic coach in football at any level. This includes "Krian Belly" and "Dark Mantonio" which unfortunately sounds kind of cool. Weep, Hog Nation. If he isn't good enough for MSU, well, then, yowch.