Adidas hates your eyes

Watching Michigan's defense in the first few minutes of UM-PSU, or seeing UM's uni's for today's game? - Jonathan Daniel

And common decency, which it threw out the window in the manufacture of these jerseys.

UMHoops passed along this gem:

(click that link to behold the awfulness)

I'd like to thank Adidas for not actually taking a crap in my eyes, and rather, finding a way to do it that has all the ill psychological effects of pooping in someone's eyes, without the messy cleanup of actual feces. That was kind of you guys, and I hope your company's design department dies a quick death in the fires of hell for what you've done to basketball uniforms around the country.

This is some sort of wow factor, and while it ranks near the top of the "ugly, horribly alternate uniform design" top ten list I am right now compiling in my head, those MSU game alternate uniforms from a couple years ago have a helluva lead.

In other news, at least we aren't Notre Dame.

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