With the Holy Season a little more than two months away it's time to start taking a serious look at what to expect on the gridiron this autumn.  To help you, the reader, prepare for the observance of holy Saturday, Maize n Brew will be serving up hot steaming platters o' knowledge thrice weekly from Monday until kick-off September 1, 2007.

Knowledge, bitches. Knowledge.

For the next eight weeks, Monday, Wednesday and Friday will be packed with more information than your brain can bear to retain on the Big Ten, every other (important) Conference in College Football, and Michigan's schedule. Hell, because I'm feelin' generous and because the last few weeks put this schedule hopelessly behind, I'll even throw in a couple of Big Ten bonus days (three to be exact) and Michigan Schedule Bonus days (um, five of them...) here and there.

Feel free to mock this schedule, but dammit, if this plays out, it'll be damn, damn impressive. Respek begets Respek.

Take a look see, people. Here's how the schedule will play out.

Week One! The Party Gets Underway!

Monday, July 9: A Misguided Preview of Penn State
Wednesday, July 11: A Misguided Preview of the ACC
Friday, July 13: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Appalachian State

Week Two! Someone's Got a New Coach!

Monday, July 16: A Misguided Preview of Michigan State
Wednesday, July 18: A Misguided Preview of The Big XII
Friday, July 20: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Oregon

Week Three! Party Crashers Week!

Monday, July 23: A Misguided Preview of Iowa
Wednesday, July 25: A Misguided Preview of The Big East
Friday, July 27: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Notre Dame

Week Four! The Phantom Menace Week!

Monday, July 30: A Misguided Preview of Illinois
Wednesday, August 1: A Misguided Preview of The Independents
Friday, August 3: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Penn State

Week Five! Stuck in Ohio Week!

Monday, August 6: A Misguided Preview of Ohio State
Wednesday, August 8: A Misguided Preview of The MAC
Friday, August 10: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Illinois

Week Six! Cheese and Microbrews Week!

Monday, August 13: A Misguided Preview of Wisconsin
Wednesday, August 15: A Misguided Preview of The PAC 10
Friday, August 17: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Michigan State

Week Seven! Tough Chicken Week!

Monday, August 20: A Misguided Preview of Purdue
Wednesday, August 22: A Misguided Preview of The SEC
Friday, August 24: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Wisconsin

Week Eight! Zero Hour Week!

Monday, August 27: A Misguided Preview of Michigan
Wednesday, August 29: A Misguided Preview of The Big Ten
Friday, August 31: Maize n Brew's Guide To Inflicting Pain on Ohio State