Don't trash the Big House, but do bring your best "clear, sealed, plastic water bottle," an item explicitly permitted inside of the stadium. Once you have arrived at said Big House with said bottle of said water, proceed to drink said water. And when said water is consumed, take some coins, put them in said bottle, and shake it like a, um, salt shaker? Twist it round yo' head like a helicopter? Well, you get the picture. That's what the kids are planning on doing this weekend. I hope it's loud.
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