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Ohio State Athletes Don't Read Good

Nothing like getting over the bar once you've set it on the ground.

From the same cultural embrace of the lowest common denominator that would potentially yield headlines like "Marcus Vick Makes It to the Grocery Store and Back Without Incident" and "Best Possible January for Tennessee; No One Arrested" we now get the functional equivalent of "Buckeyes Still Can't Read, But Who Cares If We Don't Lose Scholarships?" I still fail to understand why the mass of land immediately west of Pennsylvania and immediately south of Michigan continues to exist. Couldn't it be smote?