When I was in school, Robert Traylor drove me nuts.  Not becuase I often saw him "studying" at the UgLi.  Because he couldn't box out, despite his considerable girth.  Because he constantly tried to dribble upcourt when he was incapable.  Because he was the master of the stupid foul.

I decided his nickname of "Tractor Traylor" was not doing his game justice, so I started calling him "Big Dummah."  Because he was stupid, see?  And now, he's apparently even more stupid than I imagined.