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Pete Carroll: Humanitarian, Defender of Freedom, Professional Killer, Football Coach

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Pete Carroll's life defies classification or explanation. It just is. One day he's chill at the pool. The next he's meeting with other coaches. The next he's chatting up alumni. Today?

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Carroll has decided to take saving humanity from itself to a whole new level. Fear not down trodden citizens of the world, Pete Carroll will be there to protect you, save you, and teach you to WIN FOREVER. And if he can't do that, he's trained to kill you while the weather is a balmy 82 degrees.