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Big Ten Media Days, Day One, Part Three: Ron Zook Will Look You in the Eye and Answer Your Questions About His Future

So little to cover other than the figurative guy in black mask polishing his figurative axe behind Zook. All questions basically revolving around whether he will face the firing squad with a cigarrette in hand and a defiant smile, or hide in the bathroom and drop a toaster in the tub. Judging from the rasp in his voice and admission that he spent most of his summer water-skiing, he'll face the firing squad in a lawn chair, legs crossed, while sipping on a dry martini with a Dunhill dangling from his free hand.