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Mark Dantonio Will Not Appear In Your Photos

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There are certain truths in this world. The sun will rise in the east. The tides will ebb and flow. And Mark Dantonio is a vampire. And like all vampires, he has a certain charisma about him that draws you in. You should've seen the crescent of reporters huddled around him, hanging on his every, boring word. It was a strange sight to behold. Only Clint Eastwood Tom Osborne drew a bigger media circle than Dantonio. I somehow managed to break myself of his spell long enough to snap a photograph of him. He wasn't happy. Rising out of his chair with the glare of a thousand suns he came toward me. Thankfully I was wearing a necklace made of garlic and he stayed away. Shockingly no one else seemed to notice what happened as Dantonio returned to his remarks.

I took a dozen photos of the guy and this is all I was able to get for you.


(yeah. I've got no idea how to rotate that. sorry.)

Be wary people. He's out there.