Here we are, yet another UTL contest. The difference this time around is that, well, I don't want to say that the heroics of past UTLs aren't going to be there Saturday night, but...
Here's the deal, Brewers, I feel like an absolute ball of shit right now (I'm not sure if it's Ebola or not), so I'm going to bring some incredibly weak sauce to this thread. I gotta grab as much sleep as possible between writing this at 7:30 Friday night and 11:00 Saturday morning. Make sure you check out all of our work in the storystream.
Okay, everyone, I'll be hanging out with an old friend at the game tonight, so please behave yourselves. Comment like this is the most important thread ever, mind the guidelines, and always Go Blue!
Tonight's tune...