Soph. Kyle Bosch, OL
Number: 65
Hometown: St. Charles, IL (St. Francis High)
Height/Weight: 6'5 / 301 lbs.
Three Things to Know About Kyle
1. He is exemplary in his #firstworldproblems and a man's man:
Nothing worse than taking a dump and finding out there's no toilet paper in any of the stalls
— Kyle Bosch (@Kyle_Bosch65) March 23, 2014
2. Bosch is also a fighter at the line, and will destroy anything wearing pads in a different-colored jersey.
3. The high school Bosch attended had the most ironic of mascots --a blue spartan, of all things -- and he quickly rectified this issue (article is paywalled, but pull-quote is amusing):
I think I'll be able to get over it pretty quickly and embrace the Wolverine. Our motto is actually "Go Blue!" because we're the Blue Spartans, so we're kind of an oxymoron.
Godspeed, son.